As told to Martin by God on the great Mount Bournbrook. They read as follows:

 

 

 

1)   Thou shalt playeth for thine mates

 

2)   Thou shalt haveth pride in the Griffin

 

3)   Thou shalt never weareth the undergarment after

the game on Saturday

 

4)   Thou shalt never sayeth the number after twenty

 

5)   On Saturday, when one talketh to a lady before the sun hath gone down (9pm), on hearing the word "Bodney" must immediately exclaim with great mirth "Do you shag on the first date?"

 

6)   Thou shalt never uttereth a medical term on a Saturday, which would bamboozle thine servant of their alcohol containing beverages