Alpha-male
- an adjective phrase describing the dominant, most M.A.C.H.O, male
in a group
- see Uncle Mart
B
Basket weaver
- person not studying a medical course
"Blinded by flesh"
- the phenomenon where munter is able to momentarily trick a man in to thinking she is monkey, by wearing attire
that exposes a vast surface area of skin
Boom
- one of the power moves used in Whizz
C
Cancer
- one of two medical terms allowed to be spoken on Saturday
- reference to any injury
- see Lesion
Celebrity Value
- the quality of fame or popularity that makes a celebrity appear more attractive than an identical person without
said fame
- celebrity value is proportionly linked to attractiveness
- does not always apply and there are exceptions eg Lisa Riley and Whoopi Goldberg
Cheers mate!
- "I don't appreciate what you've just done!"
Chin it and f**k off
- an expression requesting that you consume your beverage in one go and then procede to the bar to
puchase another
Club, The
- The University of Birmingham Rugby Football Club
- see M.A.C.H.O.
Crack
- free base form of cocaine
- substance consumed by our coach drivers
- see Drives
D
Darb
- beer belly
Dick of the day
- player who has committed a heinous act of awfulness on the rugby field or who has just be generally
crap all game
- see Three pint challenge
Dinner, The
- event where we get even more drunk and rowdy than usual, but whilst wearing expensive dinner jackets,
which are promptly removed
Drives
- some crack-smoking hobo with no job, no driving licence and no place of residence, who we get lumbered
with to drive us to our matches
- see Crack
E
F
Fines
- customary post-game punishments based on one's performance during said game
- alcoholic punishment
- see Logan points, Three pint challenge
Framing
- the crime of wasting time
- if committed during a drinking game, involves a fine
G
Game, The
- a game for which there are no winners
- see Just lost
H
Hell of a...
- superlative expression
How convenient!
- "you've just managed to stab me in the back"
I
Initiations
- rite of passage that all new club members must pass before induction into the Club
J
Just lost!
- exclamation that one has lost the Game
- see Game, The
Just to confirm
- expression of confirmation
K
L
Length
- a contemptible person
- a turd
Lesion
- one of two medical terms allowed to be spoken on Saturday
- see Cancer
Logan Points
- tables of fines accumulated by all club members throughout the season
M
M.A.C.H.O.
- macho
- ostentatiously manly
- the best family in the Cluub
- acronym refering to drinking (More Alcohol Causes Hangovers)
Man of the match
- player who has been outstanding in a match
- see Three pint challenge
Mart
- shouted in order to express a desire not to do a task. The last person to shout it, is henceforth
burdened with the task in question
Martin
- token dogsbody
- describes a task so heinous in nature that no-one wishes to undertake it
Martin Evo Jackie
- drinking game with similar rules to the number after
Meet time
- time at which the club SHOULD congregate on Saturday
- a time that which for most of the club means anywhere between 1 and 4pm
Monkey
- a very attractive female
Mmmphh
- word of onomatopaeic derivation describing the sound made, following the splash, when an object enters a body of
water
N
Number after
- abreviation of "the number after twenty" referrring to the number after twenty (see Club Rules)
- drinking game
O
P
Q
R
S
See it away
- see Chin it and f**k off
Snort
- also a grunt
- exclamation of affection towards monkey
Still Would
- exclamation that despite the character flaws / circumstances / general issues surrounding a particular lady, you
would still bend her over and show her the love
- Usage : "she's a right bitch, but I still would!"
Swede
- one's head
T
That loving feeling
- something lost by one lucky lady every Saturday
- a song for which the Club do not really know the lyrics to!
- see Official Club Song Page
Third-team front row
- see Martin
Three pint challenge
- punishment where one must consume three pints of a beverage in one sitting
- awarded to Dick-of the Day, Man-of-the-Match and for heinous Club Rule infringements
Tra-la-laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- indicates the start of the club singing session
- on a Saturday, it is exclamed only by the Chairman
U
UBMSRFC
- see Club, The
Uncle Mart
- F*****g legend
- agony uncle on hand 24/7 to solve all of your problems
Unlucky
- exclamation drawing attention to another's unfortunate situation
Untz
- word of onomatopaeic origin, denoting a collision at high speed.
- normally used in reference to big tackles
V
W
Weapon
- a contemptible person
- one's penis
Whizz
- drinking game that we should all know the rules to
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